So my blog didnt get blocked. The fuckface DoT (refer to earlier post for the best laid plans which btw have gone awry) didnt find my lousy, repulsive, sex-craved blog worthy of blocking. Bloody waste fellows of india .Gaah!!
On top of that Im mindlessly bored rght now. Dont ask me why just take my bloody word for it. I dont know about you but when I am bored I tend to get fucking wholesomely horny. The rationale behind this being the following: Since you are bored and have nothing better to do so might as well get horny and have an interesting time by engaging in some good sweaty sex. Bullet-proof logic I know. Anyway the problem is that when you are seeing someone you just cant go around trying to have sex with anything that wears a skirt or a tight pair of ass-hugging jeans (got to do with the principle of monogamy in our god damn society). So out of extreme boredom driven horniness I called up the one person Im allowed to have sex with
Jhantu: where are you?
She: Just came into work
Jhantu: I am horny to boot
She: I see (very non-commital)
Jhantu: I need sex
She: I see (even more non-commital)
Jhantu: So take the day off.
She: Cant
Jhantu: What kind of a girl doesnt take the day off when the boyfriend is horny???
She: All the normal kinds I believe, now go do something and let me get back to work. Will call you later.
Jhantu: But wai....
Damn it!!! Now I have the whole day to spend on my own getting bored and getting even more mind-numbingly horny. Lifes a bitch and so is Amores Perrres
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server you right.. he he
Awwwwwwwww
Pooor dearie jhantu, its a woman's world i tell u.. and i shld damn well know as well ;-)
yea baby,its our wrld
You do have an unique style of putting things across. Really enjoyed reading this piece of honesty.
@holy spirit: damn you
@anon: not awww but naaawwwww!!
@manasvi: i know
@moti: yea baby i know that damn well after talking to u on the phone :((
@m: u should know that ive been accused of being a compulsive liar, so honesty isnt exactly my stronget suit.. but then again horny males may tend to be honest
but she really has to be in the mood for it to work out for both parties!
but then on the other hand it's suppose to be relaxing right, so i can understand your frustration. i guess.
how about writing her some poetry?
Thanks for stoppig by my blog and stop by again.
oh dear horny the whole day, hope u had your stash of porn to keep you company
I know wxactly what youre saying man. Exactly.
Si it was moti (from the comment list) who shunned your request is it?
Hello. This blog blocking drama led me to your space - so none of the usual keywords :-). Hey, you write exceedingly well! I like the way you have been humourous, playful, non-offensive and honest. There is aesthetics in your "fucking bloody" style of expression. Ha ha. Quite rare.
To your currennt post - truest!!
ambrosia speaks de truth, come on jhantu u r so senti, day dream some nice kisses n roses poetry abt her! kill the boredom!
and wishful thinker, see i don't get it, if this is how guys feel a lot then women should totally be giving it, i don't understand why not! i mean at least a blow job! on demand!
and manasvi said it's a woman's world so y don't women do something n give it??? come on women, this is getting ridiculous!
show a little respect!
ummm, Jhantu? speaking of which, how many comments are allowed per post?
pleasse?
prettyyypleeasee?????can i have more than 2 comments?
please??????
pleeeasssseeeee?????????
your blog is really funny and the way you put in humor into the sex really spices it up.
u have a real funy bone dude
he he he he
your post brought me the first smile on a dreary monday morning...
LOL
@chimes: stop abusing the comment space with ur mindless utterings..
Nice way of putting it. Nice post
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