2. Oh so you want to play poker for a living, wow thats kind of degen(erate) isnt it?
3. Gambling as a career, thats a first right?
4. How can slumdogg millionaire win even one oscar, its a pure desi masala movie yaar (usually from a dreaded desi chic who cant pronounce trainspotting).
5. You know, smoking kills.
6. I saw Pink Floyd in concert, did you know they are the greatest band of all time (sigh donk)
At this point, I think of Happy Gilmore, and try and conjure up images of a happy place, think of a happy place, do not, repeat DO NOT get sarcastic and start correcting them. But .... sigh
