Me: do girls masturbate?
She: Of course
Me: i mean do the desi females masturbate?
She: some do.
Me: do you?
She: Fucker do you?
Me: atleast once on weekdays and twice on a sunday.
She: make that a double for me.
Me: eyes roll around the socket in sheer glee
Another time:
Me: Which is your fav : girl-on-top or boy-on-top??
she: neither, doggy is the best
Me: on the bed or the dining table??
She: the dining table of course, no no make it the office table.
Me: Of course (eyes are now ready to pop out of thy sockets with even greater glee)
Yet another time:
She: I discovered this amazing site, check it out.
Me: what?
She: Worldsex.com, its got free porn sweetheart
Me: (reaching for the browser) what was that url again?
Some time:
Me: what were you doing in that bookstore where I met you??
She: Browsing through some books of course
Me: Anything specific?
She: it was the kamasutra.
Me: smashing
And so I've met me, me in a dress and a black top and red shirts and the works looking all shagadelic hot!! And by god Im fucking great baby.
19 comments:
Is this like a gradual unveiling?
Trust me, if we see her face we'll all immediately tell you you're very lucky indeed. What's scaring you? ;-)
But what a find. What a find. *clap clap*
I am really happy for you.
May you and you in a dress be covered with hickies (or bite marks if you prefer) for eternity ;) :P :)
jhantu finally meets his match what say? good for you and have fun (not that you need any telling)
Good Jhantu that you have met your match. Now you can find oil in every sense ;-).
Machade guru!
WOW! The mighty Jhantu meets the perfect woman. What were the chances eh? Now tell us, whether she likes you back or is this all just one-way traffic and you drooling all over her blood red manicure, while she rolls off the bed to smoke a ciggie?
2/10.....not ur post but the pathetic chick......ps-which hand's for jobbing??
chothu ab to le hi lena........just F*** her
is she sakshi?
good for you buddy. so do you like you, the newfound avtaar of you?
she's the same lady of pretty hands fame no?
hmmm, one moe bites the dust ??
:)
how about a picture of her feet?
Congratulations! Looks like you've finally met your match...party on dude!! Whats with the hand-fetish though?
"she" is your mom ?
What is the address of the book store you met her at? ;)
first time visitor here.
forgive my ignorance, but who's jenna jameson?
he he! congrats!
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