Thursday, May 11, 2006

Linguistic Re-engineering


From A Jhantu's Handbook

ATP: Any time Pyaar ( Someone who falls in love every month, maybe even every fortnight)

RS: Romantic singh (lover boy, susceptible to frequent ATPs)

Chaand dekhna: In love (context: remember hum dil de chuke sanam, if not go see it)

BC : *chod (* being the wildcard character, example of which can be beti, behen,boka, notice language independent as well)

Chinnaar: slut (example: most girls)

Chothu: Male slut (example: yours truly)

Chaatu: Someone who can drive you crazy every time he/she opens his/her trap

Jhantu: Complete give-up person, with all round give up skills

JSC: Jhantu singh Chaatu (Lethal combination of a jhantu and a chaatu, extremely pervasent breed in stanford desi circles)

IB: Ignore the bastard/bitch (usage: first line of defense againt a JSC, apply this strategy anytime a JSC tries to pick your brain, have a fake smile on your face and think of beautiful things like porn, nude girls, threesomes do not forget to go "hmm" and "i see" every minute, or simply turn around walk away without another word.)

CC: Counter Chaat (usage: last line of defense against a JSC, action taken when a JSC has finally breached your defense, you decide to counter attack JSC with ardent passion with a lethal dose of his own medicine)

IC: Instant Chaat (ability to pick someone's brain and drive him nuts in less than one minute)

CSN: Chaatu Swami Network (station you find yourself tuned to when stuck in a room/party/train/bus/car with more than one Chaatu)

LP: Lallu Panju (first class dumbo)

TP: Time-pass ( Someone who has taken the concept of couch potato to a complete elitist plane, example: Jhantu, reason: finished all 9 seasons of Friends in one sitting over one weekend)

FTBC: Full Time Bakar Chodi (person with a PhD in TP)

Jhock: Jhakkas (super) shock (usage of this effect: your fiancee is sleeping around)

TMC: Teri Maa ki Chodo (self explanatory)

MCJ: Maa chod di Jayegi (your mother will be fucked, usage: use as a threatening warning to someone picking ur brains)

MIB: Mentally ImBalanced (nut-case)

Kholu: Class topper

Dhakkan: Class topper (from the bottom)

LK: Laundiya-khor (compulsive womanizer/skirt chaser)

PLD: Prachand Lund Dhari (Big dicked guy, usage: primarily in straight sex, not preferred for anal sex, also boasting about your well endowed treasured body part to one and all)

CLD: Choti si Lund Dhari (Small dicked guy, usage: highly preferred for anal sex, warning: if you are a CLD do not let your friends know your true size ever in your life)

Mansarovar: HUGE pussy (usage: havent encountered yet, still looking for it, pointers to it will be appreciated)

Dikkat Theorem: The world's first theorem (explanation : you are playing loud metal in your room, your roomie comes into your room and screams at you fucker turn down the damn volume, you look up calmly and say "dikkat ho rahi hai? to kaan bandh karlo, dikkat nahi hogi fir" . Dikkat theorem in action.)

Was developed in the esteemed hostels of ITBHU between 1998 and 2002 by a bunch of people now famously referred to as digdeepers. Copyrighted material. Feel free to use it.

13 comments:

jd said...

hilarious!!!

goodwill hunting said...

Hmm .nice collection of lingoes dude ..

but i guess PLD has a more subtle meaning. atlwast its used more in the sarcastic sense..and "JHANTU" should've another "A" right?

and since RDB, I guess one more slang has become quite popular "TOOMARI MAA KI AAANKH" .. Very cryptic but very piercing at the same time

anon-x said...

jhakkas jhantu!!

Anonymous said...

Dikkat theorem is wonderful man. Im planning to use it on my boss.

girlie girl said...

Romantic singh, Hee Hee Heee
:))

pdgirl said...

Which one are you: PLD/CDL???

mysterious me said...

dhakkan was the best, since i was one ;-)

Apoplexy said...

kholu and dhakkan were best..r u in stan and ex presi? ic?

aami said...

cool collection of lingos and very nice explanations as well.

SP said...

Satyakee AKA Chothu.....
CP bhool gaya tum...

--V

expiring_frog said...

Dikkat thm is good :D.

Plenty of discussion here too. Check out the comments as well.

Yayavar said...

YOU WHERE IN WHICH BRANCH OF ITBHU??
ME STUDYING AT SAME PLACE;SO ASKWED THIS QUESTION:SO FUNNY TO READ IT:
FOUR WORD IN END.
behataren,chaukas,sateek & jahakas.

Yayavar said...

YOU WHERE IN WHICH BRANCH OF ITBHU??
ME STUDYING AT SAME PLACE;SO ASKWED THIS QUESTION:SO FUNNY TO READ IT:
FOUR WORD IN END.
behataren,chaukas,sateek & jahakas.